I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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