The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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