just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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