Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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