I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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