I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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