the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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