So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Randomize
