are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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