Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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