Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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