i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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