it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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