I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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