they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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