His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
