I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I wear drunk well.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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