He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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