is your mom at the bar?
D3 body, D1 cock
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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