It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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