mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
God, I missed his penis.
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