you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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