a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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