I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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