i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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