i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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