from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
