Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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