Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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