He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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