PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Less talking, more tequila
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
