My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
tell me about the fingering
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