Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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