how do flat chested girls get laid?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
two words...techno handjob
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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