It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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