I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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