He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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