if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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