that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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