It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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