This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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