There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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