she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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