Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Even my vagina gasped.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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