so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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