Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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