It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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