we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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