absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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