You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She even gives head with a lisp.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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