we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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